Well, another year is near past us and once again we make our humble preparations for BOKTOR TRIGLAV FHESHT. In cowering fear of Triglav, our Goat headed Slavic deity we tearfully place our names in the hat dreading the eventuality that would see our name be plucked from amidst all the others. If this does happen, we will, of course, be flung atop the end of year celebration pyre just before Triglavs latest request is met with a gnashing of teeth and moans of crippling emotional pain. For this years request see below.
Yes, once again, for the thirthy fourth year in succession Triglav has demanded a large percentage of our fair teenage girls be sacrificed to him to sate his lust. If your daughter has been chosen take the next two weeks to bid your farewells and give them any advice that you think may prove beneficial to a teenage girl living in the eternal sky fortress harem of a goat headed blood thirsty warrior deity.
Once again, MERRY BOKTOR TRIGLAV FHESHT everyone!
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