April 30th - Bigfoot

This is Bigfoot, the grand daddy of the forest. He is shooing you away. ApeRil is over :)

April 29th - Volcano Breakdance Ape

From a tribe on the slopes of Eyjafjallajökull. Does the 'Eruption Dance', similiar to a rain dance. Builds Ash Men in the resultant volcanic ash. Its just like snow to them dontcha know.

April 28th - Osric

Recites Shakespeare backwards in graveyards. Its voice is similiar to the priests in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8acyyW51fZk

Bill Withers

April 27th - INXS Insectoid

This insectoid ape is in love with the 80's and has a time warp in its back garden which it uses to attend INXS concerts every night of the week.

April 26th - Sales Ape

A representative of the Cucumber Organisation. These sales apes sell cucumbers in various states of preparation.

April 25th - Derek

Derek. He's just not right.

April 24th - Pygmy Gorilla

A pygmy gorilla with a penchant for bones and posing for photos.

April 23rd - Kerchak

Kerchak from Disneys Tarzan.

April 22nd - Senor Rapido

Senor Rapido, the fastest draw in the West.

April 21st - Lonely Gorilla

The only Gorilla on Lonely Mountain.

April 20th - Apus Cumulus

Apus Cumulus, the God of Simian Cloud Formation.

April 19th - Banana Slam Gorilla

The Banana Slam Gorilla is a master of ambush and enjoys a fine puree banana.

April 18th - The Bone Collector

The Bone Collector. Eats other apes, collects their bones and constructs extravagant 'bone thrones' from them which he then sells to antiquity dealers. A shrewd ape.

April 17th - FrankenApe

FrankenApe. Hates it when flies land on its brain.

April 16th - Fred

Fred. Was raised by chickens.

April 15th - Ape of Happiness

The Ape of Happiness has the strongest muscles in the world, his smile muscles. He can handle such high levels of happiness that if us mere humans tried to experience them, we would most likely badly strain our awesome recognition muscle.

April 14th - Gorilla Chieftain

The Gorilla Chieftain is 400 years old. It sleeps for years on end and only wakes up to kill poachers and whatever else threatens its fellow gorillas. An all round terrifying creature.

April 13th - Silverbeard the Silverback

Silverbeard the Silverback. The scourge o' the seven primate seas. When not steamboats drunk on banana rum, he's bustin' moves to hyper disco funk on the dance floor on his pirate ship.

This is his fave dance tune:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ebrhVYPJb8

April 12th - The Forest Walker

The Forest Walker is a very sensitive Ape. It is very sincere and becomes the butt of other apes jokes. Wherever its tears land, a flower grows.

Self Portrait

April 11th - Baboonus Icarus

The Baboonus Icarus is an avid photographer and has an obsession with the sun. It repeatedly tries to capture images of the sun up close which results in crappy rectangles of white instead of actual photos. Believes if it keeps its camera set to 'A' (awesome) then some day it will get the pic of the century. Has recently discovered sun cream and liberally applies it before each excursion to the blue summer skies.

April 10th - Banana Eater

Employs absolutely genius camoflauge to ambush and consume bananas. Some of these apes have been known to go so deep into character as a banana that they forget how to move and end up going mushy and black and tasting waaaaaay to sweet.

April 9th - Kamikaze Navy A.P.E.

Kamikaze Navy A.P.E. - A top secret Japanese military experiment. Uses it strong tentacles to hug enemies to death. It keeps going, assassinating by hug, until it exhuasts itself to the point of death.

April 8th - Monkey Yakuza

The Yakuza moved to Britain and started a monkey gang with the central principals of Good Manners, Style and a stiff upper lip. With their bespoke terror, the Monkey Yakuza are quite possibly the most terrifyingly formal thing ever to hit the streets of London.

April 7th - Psymian

The Psymians only plane of existence is in bananas nightmares. It is the banana equivalent to the 'Bogeyman'. Young bananas are told to check their wardrobes for the Psymian before they go to beddy bys.

April 6th - Tropical Piranha Bonobo

The Tropical Piranha Bonobo can strip a banana in under 1/1000th of a second. Ferocious when confronted with bananas. Known to overeat to the point of sleepytime.

April 5th - Desert Wind Chimp

Silently moves through the desert hunting rare sand bananas. No-one has ever seen it move, some say its like trying to see the World Champion Moving Statues competitor move. IMPOSSIBLE.

April 4th - Spider Monkey

The Spider Monkey lies under banana trees and catches falling fruit in its web.

April 3rd - Re-Animated Martian Magician Monkey

The Re-Animated Martian Magician Monkey stalks the dusty red deserts of Mars desperately looking for any willing audiences for its magic tricks.

April 2nd - Yeti

The Yeti sits meditating for 364 days of the year. On its free day it goes for a wander to stretch the legs and then its back to the cave for another year of meditation.

April 1st - Moon Monkey

Moon Monkeys come out at night and plant trees. The males fight every full moon but are the best of pals for the rest of the moon phases.