The Shrown is found in the jungles of Sri Lanka and Thailand. It flits from tree to tree trying to keep its fez on. Eats leaves, sleeps 23 hours a day and poops out snow.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
March 10th - Shrown
The Shrown is found in the jungles of Sri Lanka and Thailand. It flits from tree to tree trying to keep its fez on. Eats leaves, sleeps 23 hours a day and poops out snow.
Monday, March 8, 2010
March 9th - RoboButler
RoboButler is designed to cater to the needs of the modern married couple. Ideally it will walk the dog, do the dishes and mow the lawn. Some reports of it attempting world domination and establishing a robocentric dynasty that operates on the assumption that mankind can be honed to a single consciousness are wide of the mark. Also comes in pink, green and plaid.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
March 8th - Thistle Maw
Native to Scotland Ireland England & Wales the Thistle Maw lives in bogs. It typically dwells in sink holes and eats unsuspecting passersby.
March 7th - Never Never Whale
The Never Never Whale does not exist. It has never been catalogued. It has never been seen. It has never been documented. It has never signed on the dole. It has never washed up dead on a remote shore in New Zealand.
March 6th - Scowler Penguin
The Scowler Penguin is 18 feet tall and has the highest density of any living thing on Earth. Eats icebergs. Consumes one every month. Could be a metaphor for global warming.
Friday, March 5, 2010
March 5th - Snatch Monkey
The Snatch Monkey shares traits with some scorpions and many pirates, note the hooks for hands and even tip of tail. A high swinging danger with an eye for treasure!
Thursday, March 4, 2010
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