March 31st - Trololollama

The Trololollama is known for its love of running shoes and crazy head gear. It has two mouths so one can sing its favourite song (Trololo) while the other chows down on its favourite food ever. Faces.

March 30th - Cold War Piranha

Cold War Piranha - When the American Army started utilising dolphins to seek out underwater mines the Soviets rolled out the 400 times more AWESOME nuclear missile equipped piranha.

March 29th - Gregor

Gregor, the Communist Dance Instructor at Black Lagoon Dance Studios, believes in a social structure in which dance classes are abolished and expression is commonly controlled. Yeah, whatever Gregor.

These are his fave dance tunes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wl_uQOABxg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vboGDSUGCyY

March 28th - Federico the Nimbo Cumulus

Federico has only gone and bought shoes made of lead, luckily he is an innovator.

March 27 - Rover the Jar Dog

Rover the Jar Dog is a translucent hound from the clinky seas of Zebon 7 on the Dark Side of the Moon.

March 26th - Wall Street Cthulu

It emerged from the black hole in a whirlwind of dollar bills, coiling tentacles and extra dimensional goo. The Wall Street Cthulu was here to stalk the boardrooms in search of profitable business deals and good coffee, all the while turning anyone who comprehended it instantly irreversibly insane (between 9 and 5).

March 25th - Turkish Bareknuckle Boxing Elephant

Turkish Bareknuckle Boxing Elephant - Tough as nails, does what it says on the tin.

March 24th - Oskar the Zombie Supermodel

Oskar the zombie supermodel. Sporting the latest zombie fashion, a compound shin fracture and of course he stills rocks the good old face hanging off look. On this months cover of Zombie Vogue.

March 23rd - Flutterus Infectus

Flutterus Infectus - Develops over one week in biological waste. Thrives during heatwaves. Spreads infection by latching onto victims face and shoving its horrifically long tongue down their throat.

March 22nd - Monster Carrot

Prey to the Highland Bunny, the Monster Carrot burrows about underground at highspeed tearing unsuspecting cows down through the earth to a suprising veggie death.

March 21st - Highland Bunny

The Highland Bunny roams the valleys and bogs of Scotland seeking independence, freedom and monster carrots.

March 20th - Hairless Curiosity

The Hairless Curiosity is a rare breed of animal that has no need for food whatsoever. It uses its time smelling out things of interest and attempting to quench its unquenchable curiosity.

March 19th - Smart Car

Sometimes the Smart car gets a little too smart...and eats its owner.

March 18th - Hypnogryff

The Hypnogryff can only make the noise of interference from an old television set. Its eyes, beak, ears and wings combine to hypnotise its preferred food, Blue Whales.

March 17th - Doomsday Slime

Every St.Patricks Day its skull cracks open and shamrocks sprout from the fissure. Visions of doomsday plague the slime as its eyes roll back and white froth foams at its mouth. Also has to endure the collective hangover of the people who are drunk in the world on that day.

March 16th - Farsight Squid

The Farsight Squid is extremely paranoid. Whenever it distinguishes something as a threat it freezes the water immediately around it as a defense mechanism.

March 15th - Scuttle Muscle

Scuttle Muscle - A freeform muscle that tears tortoises from their shells and then moves in.

March 14th - Equilatacarp

A geometrical fish found in tropical waters at the end of rainbows.

March 13th - Melodic Cactopus

The Melodic Cactopus lures prey down into its teeth ringed gullet by means of a hypnotic sea shanty that tells of faraway shores, fresh saltwater mornings and the squawk of mangey seabirds.

March 12th - Nomadic Sentience

It's a floating brain. Its intelligence tentacles examine anything that tickles its fancy.