Showing posts with label ape. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ape. Show all posts

Friday, April 30, 2010

April 30th - Bigfoot



This is Bigfoot, the grand daddy of the forest. He is shooing you away. ApeRil is over :)

Thursday, April 29, 2010

April 29th - Volcano Breakdance Ape



From a tribe on the slopes of Eyjafjallajökull. Does the 'Eruption Dance', similiar to a rain dance. Builds Ash Men in the resultant volcanic ash. Its just like snow to them dontcha know.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

April 28th - Osric


Recites Shakespeare backwards in graveyards. Its voice is similiar to the priests in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8acyyW51fZk

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

April 27th - INXS Insectoid



This insectoid ape is in love with the 80's and has a time warp in its back garden which it uses to attend INXS concerts every night of the week.

Monday, April 26, 2010

April 26th - Sales Ape



A representative of the Cucumber Organisation. These sales apes sell cucumbers in various states of preparation.

Monday, April 19, 2010

April 19th - Banana Slam Gorilla



The Banana Slam Gorilla is a master of ambush and enjoys a fine puree banana.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

April 18th - The Bone Collector


The Bone Collector. Eats other apes, collects their bones and constructs extravagant 'bone thrones' from them which he then sells to antiquity dealers. A shrewd ape.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Thursday, April 15, 2010

April 15th - Ape of Happiness


The Ape of Happiness has the strongest muscles in the world, his smile muscles. He can handle such high levels of happiness that if us mere humans tried to experience them, we would most likely badly strain our awesome recognition muscle.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

April 14th - Gorilla Chieftain



The Gorilla Chieftain is 400 years old. It sleeps for years on end and only wakes up to kill poachers and whatever else threatens its fellow gorillas. An all round terrifying creature.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

April 13th - Silverbeard the Silverback



Silverbeard the Silverback. The scourge o' the seven primate seas. When not steamboats drunk on banana rum, he's bustin' moves to hyper disco funk on the dance floor on his pirate ship.

This is his fave dance tune:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ebrhVYPJb8

Monday, April 12, 2010

April 12th - The Forest Walker

The Forest Walker is a very sensitive Ape. It is very sincere and becomes the butt of other apes jokes. Wherever its tears land, a flower grows.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

April 11th - Baboonus Icarus


The Baboonus Icarus is an avid photographer and has an obsession with the sun. It repeatedly tries to capture images of the sun up close which results in crappy rectangles of white instead of actual photos. Believes if it keeps its camera set to 'A' (awesome) then some day it will get the pic of the century. Has recently discovered sun cream and liberally applies it before each excursion to the blue summer skies.